count dracula

is it just me, or is this vampire thing getting a little out of control?

i mean i do love my true blood, but an aladdin vampire...not so much.

did i mention true blood premies this sunday, june 13... monday for all those (me) hulu watchers

all this vampire talk is making me crave some cereal

15 Minutes of Fame Here I Come!

Please excuse me for the lack of recent posts. My theory here is quality over quantity. I can’t waste my blog reader’s time with nonsense. Hopefully this post will keep you reading air mattress living and maybe make you laugh, too. :)

When Jennifer first started her new job in LA I was bored and lonely. I maybe heard on the radio there was an open casting call to be on ABC’s Wipeout. I maybe was considering trying out….but then a hang over inhibited me from going to the 9am Saturday casting call. However, during one of my day trips to Starbucks, I found myself applying to be a cast member instead of applying for jobs. The application process was fairly simple. You just had to answer some basic questions and then submit photos of yourself. I of course scoured my 1,543 pictures on facebook and found some real classics that I knew Wipeout would love. Needless to say, after submitting the application, the show had no crossed my mind.

Yesterday I started my new job, my new real job. I have a cubicle, a work email address, and am actually going to order business cards. This is the real deal. Out of the blue, on day 2 at the office, I get a random missed called from a number in Burbank, CA. On my lunch break I check my voicemail, and someone from Wipeout wants to axe, I mean ask, me a few questions. My jaw literally drops. Three and half months after I submitted an online application they call, oh and on the second day of my new job. This has to be a joke.

I call them back to see what is going on. It turns out they had a series of questions to ask me before I could proceed to the next level.

· Do you have health insurance? (red flag #1)

· Do you have any knee, should or back injuries? (hmmm)

· Have you had any major surgeries in the last ten years? (ok so maybe this isn’t such a good idea)

· Oh, and can you swim? (oh, never mind totally legit!)

I passed this rigorous test with flying colors, and they want to have me audition for the show on Friday. Of course I said I would be there. I mean the chance to be on national tv and to win $50,000!! Ummmm, hello. I have no shame and field day was always my favorite day in lower school. Surely I can win this game. However, reality set in, and it probably isn’t the best idea to leave work early on my first week to try out for reality tv. This was my chance for those 15 minutes. Oh well.....

Why I Love The Biggest Loser

For those of you that don’t my guilty pleasure, it’s The Biggest Loser. I started watching the show when I was studying abroad in Sydney where we only had three channels (no joke). I might have loved TBL Australia because Shannon, the trainer, is a dreamboat. However, I still do enjoy the U.S. rendition. Here’s why:

· I always love a good competition.

· I love watching, reading and learning about fitness. Of course I am that girl that buys every US Weekly & People Magazine about how Kelly Osbourne lost 14 pounds in 10 days.

· The ad plug-ins are hilarious and remind me of the Saved By the Bell episode on subliminal messaging.

· Okay yes I will admit I might feel a little better about myself when watching. I mean I hate to admit it, but we are all thinking it.

· The contestants really do have amazing stories and it is truly unbelievable to see how much weight they lose.

· Somehow these contestants really think there is some huge strategy to winning. Hello, haven’t we all learned by now the key is a balance between diet and exercise, some of us just choose to ignore that formula (especially at 3 a.m. on Friday night at In ‘n Out).

· I really like seeing everyone’s personal temptations. Who knows what mine would be? Done guessing, ok peach cobbler.

· After watching a 2 hour episode I somehow feel like I too have worked out. That maybe isn’t a good thing…

Who I wish wasn't eliminated?

Sean

Why you ask? Because he’s hilarious and said, “I want to take a cupcake and rub it all over my body!”

How can you not love someone that says! He is hilarious and hopefully he didn't go home and actually a rub a cupcake all over his body. I'll miss you and your rosy cheeks Sean.

Who else out there watches TBL? I know there are a few of you out there…

xoxo mel